Dear ExBoyfriend,

I have appropriated the following songs from our communal iPod:

How Strong by Ken Parker
Homemade Love by Don Covay
Camille by Bill Fay
It Sho Ain’t Me by Ike and Tina Turner
Stacy’s Song by Dead Meadow

Thank you kindly,
Lucette

P.S.

I don't like Kool Keith, but I still like you.