While I was writing my paper on AIDS, Lazaro told me that 53% of Americans have sex weekly. This apparently ties us with Nigeria as the second most undersexed country. I proceeded to tell him that I was part of the 47% that did not have sex weekly, that my back was hurting, and thus I was getting crabby. He said, “No pun intended?”
I don’t know if anyone is even reading this, or if anyone will think that is funny.
I guess it isn’t really funny to make jokes about sexually transmitted diseases.